How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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