I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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