i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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