Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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