dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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