I need help removing her.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Enjoy the penises
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
