Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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