I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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