That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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