Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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