I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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