You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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