your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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