Do you still have your period?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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