Your favorite bartender is back from prision
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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