what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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