I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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