I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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