Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
