Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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