Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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