Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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