Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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