Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I will pee on everything he values.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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