This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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