HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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