so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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