Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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