But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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