Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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