her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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