Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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