im holly from the hills drunk
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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