She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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