He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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