why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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