New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
