I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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