Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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