Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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