I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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