Come see our sink grown plant.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Someone signed my nipple.
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