Buhtt sex?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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