I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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