I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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