You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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