We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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