honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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