she was so not down for the gang bang
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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