im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
