Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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